Maybe this wasn't the best design idea

It could just be me but it sure does look like someone did something very very mean to reveille.  (courtesy of target.com)

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=/qid=/ref=br_1_br_1_7/601-1053637-2181769?ie=UTF8&node=14163381&frombrowse=1&asin=B000BNMNOM&rh=&page=1